If there’s one thing the family friendly, Kinect compatible media machine, the Xbox 360, needs, it’s access to free streaming porn. Motion gaming? Check. Casual games? Check. Indie games? Check. Streaming, movies, music, DLC, AAA titles? All check. Now: porn. Check. The generation cycle is complete.

This all comes as Xbox Live is set to support Internet Explorer. With a proper browser (albeit a belated one) at your fingertips, streaming services around the world are at the palm of your hand. Before now, there wasn’t any real way of accessing porn on your Xbox 360 – and many people using the system as a media centre probably felt as though something was missing from both their lives and their living rooms. That’s all set to change, as noted by the vgchartz forums, who contacted Microsoft for a statement:

“To be clear, we are adding Internet Explorer to Xbox Live, not specific adult content providers like YouPorn or any other specific website content. Additionally, we give members and parents the option to turn this feature on or off for their accounts. Access to Internet Explorer for all Child accounts is blocked by default.”

Sure, Microsoft, but what has YouPorn actually got to say about this? Actually quite a lot.

In the official YouPorn blog, YouPorn have capitalized on the new feature showing some real gaming insight:

“Whether you’re pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you’re never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn.”

I’ve no idea why Microsoft pulled YouPorn out of their hats considering the plethora of pornographic options on the internet, maybe it’s a staff favorite? But YouPorn have provided what I can only assume is a mock up of an app that will probably never happen as a knee-jerk response to Microsoft’s statement.

If you want to get your hands on Internet Explorer porn for Xbox Live, you can sign up to the beta, but I would advise turning off automatic feedback reports…

One things for certain, this update should reduce the amount of crazy racist children in online shooters.